If you follow me on other social media outlets, you will probably have heard me bemoaning how I’d like to broaden my experience here there and everywhere, and get the most out of my interactions with people, sharing not only my writing, discussions about other books etc, but also other passions and interests.
Many of you know that I like to cook and bake and make things, often random and experimental, and my IG stories are often full of fleeting mini-videos and tiny tutorials on what i’m cooking up. the problem is, these are not permanent and I get frequent DM’s for more info or more detail (or just more foodporn)
To that end, whenever I post a food-related pic over on Insta, or Tweet about something I’m making, I’ll now be linking it here to my blog, where (should you wish to) you can follow along, with useful things like lists of actual ingredients and you know…..method…such as it is.
I’m not saying I’m a great cook, but I am enthusiastic, and I love making things. Even if they end up looking like something only a mother could love, they usually taste nice (we shan’t mention the corned beef hash / pasta experiment…..not ever. My other half still hasn’t forgiven me for that)
So moving on swiftly… if, like me, you often feel like this:
but want to play along anyway, today I’m going to be making:
Amateur hamfisted Norimaki (rolls)
You will neeeeeeeeeed:
Things and stuff:
- 370g Sushi Rice (there are eight billion kinds of rice, educate yo’self.) You can buy this everywhere…well, maybe not the hardware store, but EVERYWHERE else. Get the right kind or get out of Dodge, kid.
- 700ml water. (Again, this is abundant in many parts of the planet. If you’re unsure if you have any, check your tap/faucet, there may be some in there)
- 120ml Rice Wine Vinegar
- 1 Tablespoon of Vegetable Oil
- 50g of Caster Sugar
- 1 Teaspoon of salt
- Nori sheets
- a bamboo rolling mat (a yoga mat will NOT do in a pinch)
- whatever fillings you desire for your rolls. (there are many traditional fillings, and i’ve put a little chart at the very very end of this post, but you are limited only by your imagination and whatever state or regional laws you are required to abide by – I’m keeping more basic than a starbucks gal and using cucumber, spring onion, peppers etc. – but I’m also making nommy Teriyaki Salmon)
First, you have to make the rice. simples..
Remove rice from packaging. (This is a crucial step. Do not misunderstand instruction and get head caught in ceiling fan.) You want to rinse the rice over and over…and over…in a sieve under cold water until said water runs clear. De-starch that mo-fo. Then:
Pop the lovely clean little pearls into a pan (medium size) and cover it with 700ml of water. Bring it to the boil, and then as soon as it starts to boil, reduce the heat to LOW (literally as low as it can go, the limbo of flames) and cook this super-gently for 20 minutes with the lid on. (check it a couple of times to make sure it’s moving around and nothing is sticking to the bottom or burning, but try not to agitate it TOO much.) After 20 mins, the rice should be tender, like an Elvis song or a wistful sunset, and all the water should have been absorbed. so it looks like little fluffy clouds like this:
Leave it to cool enough that you can handle it. (but not manhandle it… it’s tender, remember, show some consideration!) While this is cooling, you can move on to making the magic stuff that will hold the rice in it’s shape and give it that unmistakable nori/sushi flavour.
In a small saucepan, combine the rice vinegar with the oil:
then add the sugar and the salt.
Cook this over a medium heat until all of the sugar is dissolved. Let it cool for a little while, and then pour this over the rice in the big saucepan and mix it all up. Stir it in well.
Be warned: your rice will look and seem very wet and you may start to despair at your own fumbling attempts, and begin to question your place not only in the kitchen, but in the universe at large. dont worry…it’s supposed to look and feel that way. If you start to feel jittery at this point, do what I do, and look at calming photos of Nigella Lawson licking spoons on Pintrest for five minutes until you’ve calmed down.
right…. now the fun bit
Gather yon ingredients, and get ready for the bit that makes you feel as though you’re back in playschool and allowed to play with your food without the all-too familiar reproachful stares
You’re going to want to slice your veg into long thin strips. Everyone knows how to slice veg, but this is after all a step-by-step, so here’s a cucumber tutorial (which is not something you want to type into a google search engine…trust me) :
take your bamboo mat and lay out a nori sheet, rough side UP..
Make a little rice bed. If you’re not a ham-fisted and impatient writer, you might want to make yours much neater than I do, but I’ve decided these are decidely bohemean rolls, with a wild and free spirit and the wind in their hair as they gallop free across the plains…
next, line up your fillings roughly in the middle, like so:
then ROLL THAT WILD AND FREE BO-HO MO-FO UP!
When you unroll it, by processes of alchemy, sorcery, necromancy and basic physics, you will be left with tubular cylinders of satisfying girth:
Rinse and repeat this incredibly fun procedure until either
a) you run out of rice, or
b) you get bored:
Veering with wild abandon from any proper method or established discipline, I suggest now popping your noriwangs in the fridge for maybe ten minutes, just to give the rice and fillings time to settle and cool and gel a little. this will make it easier when you then take them out, and with a SHARP blade, slice them into gorgeous little fat discs of tantalising nomminess like so:
Now, I have the appitite of around twelve regular humans, so I will happily eat ALL of these to myself, with minimum crying and self-loathing, but for the purposes of the article, I should state that all volumes mentioned here are suggested to serve 5 people (laughs softly)
And thats IT! witness your pretty creations!
(I also made some laughably ugly salmon too, which although I wont take you through it, here is a mini steps:)
I also marinated some OTHER salmon in teriyaki while I did all this:
then just grilled it lightly:
I like Salmon. can you tell?
I hope you enjoyed my super basic guide to make these. They’re incredibly easy, and look pretty, which is all you can ask, really. Once you’ve done it a few times, you can experiment and make them prettier and prettier. Here are some examples of ACTUAL chefs who know what they’re doing, and make my mouth water just looking at them
the main thing is to play around:
and if you make any, let me know how they turn out. (and how many you eat to yourself) 🙂 Suggested bookstagram reading to go with your midnight nori-roll treats: Sushi and Beyond by MIchael Booth, an excellent Japanese food travelogue. go look it up, and enjoy!
Until next time, here’s a list of traditional ingredients to stuff your little slices of heaven with. bye for now.