Chatting books and writing with N’yorkers. First review for Chains of Gaia

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Chains of Gaia news

Hi all.

Just a quick one this time around, to let you know that Chains of Gaia recieved it’s first ever review by awesome and rather hilarious New York Book Blogger Chandra Claypool of ‘Wherethereadergrows.com’

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It’s a fine line to tread as a writer, obsessing over reviews. I used to do it a LOT more, but when I noticed bald spots appearing and uncontrollable hand-shaking and mumbling (more so than usual I mean) I decided to try not to stress about them too much anymore.

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That being said, while, like any writer, I’m always grateful for anyone taking two minutes out of their day to review one of mine they’ve read, there’s always a certain level of trepedation about the FIRST review for a new book. (especially one that isn’t out until 12th June). So it was with great relief and weary-flopping-down-into-a-chairness that Chains’ review cherry was popped as follows. (off for a stiff brandy now)

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PS: If you havent already read on her blog, (and if you’re not following her, why not??) I also managed to answer roughly a million and seven questions in an author Q and A. the link is at the bottom of this blog post. hop on over and say hi to the oft-mispronounced ‘Merican. She’s charming and witty, (though has no internal GPS as we discovered in a recent tour of my home city). x

Chains of Gaia. My Review: http://www.wherethereadergrows.com
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Where do I even begin?!  How do I review this without spoiling anything for you future readers? 

Ever have that feeling of going back to some place familiar and comfortable – like being tucked into your childhood bed? Well here I am, back in Erkling, with Henry, Hestia, Woad, Aunt Irene, Inky… I’m HOME.. and ready for another adventure to the Netherworlde.    

This time they must retrieve the Shard of Earth and in the process have to deal with centaurs, a minotaur, dryads and new parts of the Netherworlde (just to name a few). New characters are introduced – Ffoulkes has to be the most annoying and narcissistic character I’ve seen in a while (but damn I love him) – and surprises are peeking around every corner.  Once again, we see the author’s sense of humor come into play with various references freckled throughout the book and through the friendships and relationships between the characters.  Woad’s always been one of everyone’s favorites and his simplistic, yet wise, view of the world is always refreshing (as is Inky’s loyalty to him).  I’ve always liked Aunt Irene but she vaulted up my list for a variety of reasons.  We see Robin still struggling with his role as the Scion and controlling his power, yet maturing and becoming more confident by the minute.  I always find it fun and endearing to watch characters grow book by book in a series and the author does this without fail.

Fahy brings adventure, humor, emotion and action which keeps the pages turning.  I literally kept swiping left hoping more pages would appear at the end, but sadly they did not.  Swipe, swipe, swipe…nothing. I suppose I will have to just wait for the next installment… until then I’ll live my life by picking things up one at a time, socks and underpants.  And hey, you guys, as you get to reading this book, send me a hex message so we can discuss.

Thanks for such an epic first review 🙂

You can read our chat, and lots of other interesting things concerning books, food, and life in general from Chandra, at the below link. Go check her out, you won’t be dissapointed.

www.wherethereadergrows.com (click me!)

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Chains of Gaia : Changeling Book Three is available to Pre-Order!

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the rule of three is a good rule…

Welcome back to the Netherworlde, Erlkingers!

 

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Hello all. I’m extremely happy to announce that book three of my fantasy Changeling Series : Chains of Gaia, is NOW available for Pre-order on Amazon. (and at a special pre-order price too. fab!)

Cover Reveal for you here, as this book is loosely tied to a further elemental tower of magic:  Robin has mastered Winds and waters, sky and snow, but now the burdens and responsibilities of being the Scion of the Arcania come home to roost. A primal force has awoken in the Netherworlde, and its people turn to Robin to save them. It’s time to go and play in the deep, dark woods. Time to tame the tower of Earth, or be buried beneath it…

Easier said than done, when freinds act like enemies, and enemies like freinds. War looms in the Netherworlde, and Robin must figure out where he stands, in order to make a stand.
Nobody said being a teenager would be simple.

 

 

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studies show pre-ordering books actually makes it sunnier in your locale

So grab your mana-stone, pack your haunted knife and bring your prophetic dreams along. Erlking is waiting for you.

(I’ve also put here the finalised full-length book-trailer (a different version is on my other social media sites)

WATCH THE TRAILER:

Chains of Gaia Booktrailer (click me!)

ORDER ON AMAZON

click here to pre-order / buy the book

 

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this man pre-ordered, and it made him both taller and healthier. nine out of ten people who enjoy pointing agree

The world will always need three things. Vampires, good books, and a decent brew…

People often stop me in the street, grab me by the lapels (or wherever lapels would be, were I the kind of person who wore lapels) and shake me violently saying ‘I love your Phoebe Harkness books! But all that post-apocalyptic murder-mystery vampire-lovin’ bloodshed leaves me with a mighty powerful thirst!)

Well…okay…they don’t do that of course. I made that up. If anyone ever did, I would be likely to taze them violently for a prolonged amount of time.

BUT…if anyone ever did, I would have the perfect solution to quench not only their thirst for Oxford-based dystopian horror, but at LAST, also their thirst for TEA!

Tea is a big thing, especially, it seems, amongst book lovers. So I am extremely proud to be able to announce that for fans of the Phoebe Harkness series, you can now not only read about New Oxford’s colourful and oft-blood-drenched inhabitants, you can now also drink them…

from the NEW OXFORD TEA COMPANY

CABAL APPROVED BLENDS

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In association with Adagio specialist Teas, the talented and excellent tea-connesiur and reviewer of both blends and books Elizabeth Henry presents the Phoebe Harkness Fandom Tea Blends.

‘TEA WITH BITE’

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If you’ve ever wondered how spicy or bitter Cloves can be, or what exactly it feels like to have Allesandro in your mouth, your beverage prayers are finally answered.

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The range consists (at present) of nine specialist blends, each inspired and informed by a specific character, with ingredients, tone and accents carefully hand-picked by the knowledgable Elisabeth, and each comes in a tin/bag with character conceptual art designed by the author (that’d be me) how wonderfully collectable!  The perfect accompanyment to a little late night vampiric reading.

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Link below for all those who thirst for blood, science and brews.

Phoebe Harkness Teas : Click Me!

I’ll go pop the kettle on…

AUTHOR TALK – Becky Wright

As I’ve mentioned on other Social Media, toward the end of each month, I’m inviting another writer into my blogging boudoir, sitting them in the oxblood leather wingback by the crackling fire with a small sherry, and then interrogating them mercilessly. (muahahah)

My first victim, (or ‘guest’ if you will) is Suffolk-based author of historical supernatural Fantasy Becky Wright, who was good enough to chat to me about time-slips, local history, and juggling small children and writing (metaphorically of course, literal child-juggling is irresponsible, though impressive)

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(James)

Hi, Becky. Thanks for agreeing to be in the hot seat for the first of my Author Talks. What I want to do with this on a monthly basis is to showcase a different writer and hopefully let people get to know them a little better, so why don’t we kick off with a bit about your latest books? You have two different irons in the fire at the moment, the dark and delicious Manningtree Account, and the Time-slip tale Remember to Love me. They’re very different stories. Can you tell us a little about them?

(Becky)

Hi, James. Thank you so much for inviting me, I’m excited to be the first to take up the hot seat for your Author Talks. It really is a great idea.

You’re right, my two books are poles apart, and, it’s a point that’s been raised quite a lot. Although, they both bear my signature, everything that I love in a book. Both have a time-slip element, with strong storylines in both eras and a historical touch.

For Remember to Love Me, we need to time-travel ourselves, a little, back to 2008. It was originally published but a small local publisher. I wrote it part-time over four years whilst raising my family and working full time. It’s quite a personal tale, and I’m not sure when I first put pen to paper that I intended it for other eyes.

Remember to Love Me is the first book in The Legacy Trilogy, it’s classed as a romance, and, there is a strong romantic feel to it, but it’s not the core of the storyline, it’s about family love and loyalty. Set in my Suffolk hometown of Bury St Edmunds, it slips between 1900 and 1997. April, in the here and now, along with her grandmother make discoveries about the family’s past, loss deceit, death and betrayal. The whole trilogy will bring us full circle in for family’s history, touching down in 1926 and 1945.

The Manningtree Account, now that is very dark and delicious, and, a thriller, with no romance…well maybe the tiniest hint. Again, it slips between past and presents, 1640’s and the grim history of the Essex witch trials and the Witchfinder General, Matthew Hopkins sitting at the core of the story, and 2016 with a modern paranormal team investigating a rather nasty haunting.

(J)

Writing across two very different genres is something I’m very familiar with too. Personally, I find it a challenge and also quite refreshing. Is it something that comes naturally to you? Do you have any habits or rituals you use to get yourself in the right mindset for a specific genre when writing? (I tend to listen to different kinds of music depending what series I’m working on)

(B)

I agree, it can be a challenge, something I’m dealing with as we speak. It can take me quite a while to get my whole-body shift into a new genre. Everything around me will change. And, I mean everything, from my TV watch list to my music playlist, and most definitely, my current reads. I’ve been reading, as you know, both your Phoebe Harkness series and Beverley Lee’s Gabriel Davenport series, they have both been invaluable for getting me in the mood for Manningtree, but as I’m soon to head back into Rose de Mai, book 2 of the trilogy, then it will be the likes of Kate Morton and Rachel Hore.

James, I know you love design and images, being a creative soul, I’m very much the same. I love Pinterest. Using imagery for mood boards is a fantastic source of not only inspirations but brain conditioning. I have a playlist and mood board for each of my books. I find I need to be completely submerged into the feel of what I’m trying to create.

(J)

I’m exactly the same with music! I have quite a rock/punk soundtrack writing Phoebe whereas for my fantasy writing, for some reason I’m drawn to Choral classical. So aside from images and music to set your mind, are there any odd writing rituals we should know about? ‘Must use a number 3 HB pencil sharpened counterclockwise? Can only draft between 1 and 2 am?’ things like that?

(B)

It’s funny, I’ve been thinking quite long and hard about this, and what may seem perfectly normal to one may seem extremely odd to another. I love and need perfect silence when I’m writing, and I think that’s not for concentration but for my characters, they literally speak to me. I need to stay focused on them, they can be tricky little blighters, and go off in their own little tangents if I’m not careful. I also must be sat at my desk. I have loads of technology to write on, as well as piles of fresh notebooks and pens. I’ve tried my laptop or my tablet, all over the house, or sat in the garden, but I tend to drift off somewhere else. So, at my desk and pc is the only place things get done. Oh, and of course, there must be coffee, excellent quality and strong.

(J)

I’m convinced coffee is a direct line to every writer’s muse! I’m fairly sure Homer and Virgil had a Frappuccino in hand when they addressed the ancient crowds with their tales.

Okay, going to put you on the spot now. you’re in a movie studio and you have two minutes to ‘pitch’ your books to the producers. How do you sum them up simply but effectively? GO!

(B)

Oh, that’s so hard, as you know I’m a waffler. It would be a dream, I think I’d hire someone to pitch for me…but here goes.

Remember to Love Me, a lavish period drama, set amongst the backdrop of rural Suffolk, steeped in history and stunning architecture. Think in the vain of a classic Merchant Ivory movie.

On the cusp of the Edwardian era, two sisters, their idealistic lives set out before them, but war takes and the reaper sweeps. 1997, a descendant, April, plagued by visions, dreams and strange memories that aren’t hers. She delves into the family past, digging up deceit, loss, death and fearful family secrets. Revealing, that she bears the family’s startling supernatural legacy.

The Manningtree Account, creepy, dark chilling, atmospheric thriller. A Grimm fairytale meets Blair Witch, with a twist of Hitchcock.

1646, English Civil War reaps the county, men’s hearts divided. But in the hearts of the lowly countrymen, another war rages, superstition. But, there is a man who wheedles his employ of town, village and hamlet. His success speaks of a countryside rife with evil, an intemperate plague of witches, the Devil’s Whores. 2016, Manningtree, a modern feisty paranormal team, investigate a dark violent haunting. But as the seemingly endless night wains, nothing is what it seems. With a devastating twist in the status quo, can the team survive the night.

(J)

Well, I’d be sold on those. It’s so hard to sum something potentially complex up like that, but I think it’s a useful skill to practice, as that’s exactly what Agents and Publishers expect you to do.

Some writers deliberately set out to give a message with their story, or for there to be a certain theme, whereas others believe you never really know what the themes in your book are until you finished writing it. Which side of the coin do you come down on with that?

(B)

I have no theme or message to put across in my book. Its purely about the escapism and I also hate trying to generalise the theme or genre. As we’ve spoken about, both my books are completely different, however both sit in the fantasy genre. Before I released Remember to Love Me, I had a terrible time placing it in its genre and theme to the book, it’s so multi-faceted. To an extent, it’s the same with Manningtree. It is a thriller, there’s no real blood or gore, but it is psychologically disturbing, and I’ve been told by those who won’t read anything scarier than a shopping list, that it’s pretty terrifying. And as to message, only one with Manningtree…always leave a candle burning.

(J)

That’s one thing I was certainly tempted to do after I’d read it! I think next time I visit your part of the world I’ll view it through witchfinder eyes. You deal with a lot of local and regional history in your writing. Has that always been a passion of yours? To what extent do the locations you choose influence the characters and the story?

(B)

I remember quite vividly, my English teacher once told me to ‘write what you know’ then it will be authentic. Now, I was only ten years old, but that’s always stuck, engrained itself into my subconscious, therefore, each time a new story comes along, it has its roots planted with my feet.

I also love history and to be honest, blessed to live in such a beautiful and historic part of the country, that also, steeped in ghost stories, true life murders, historical intrigues to keep me going for a long while. Now, saying all that, if a character feels the need to travel, then I’ll go along for the ride. I’m heading to Juan le Pins, on the French Riviera for Rose de Mai, but will be back home by the end of the book.

(J)

It’s a skill, I think, to blend together the facts you’ve researched with the fiction you’re creating. What levels of research do you normally do? And does this differ for you depending what type of book you are writing? Are you a planner or a pantser?

(B)

My honest opinion is, if you are creating something that has historical facts, or pertains to a particular era, it is your duty to be as authentic as possible. Over the years, I’ve spent many longs months researching all different aspect for my trilogy. I would hate for someone to remark that an aspect was wrong, especially as it’s set on my home turf. For example, in Remember to Love Me, there’s a scene where one of my main characters boards a train, with his battalion, they’re off to fight in the Boer War. Now, I know that due to extensive research, the date, the time and even the weather conditions of that train departure, completely with raging snow storm.

When it came to writing Manningtree, research material was readily available, with the Essex witch trials and Matthew Hopkins himself, having a prevalent place in my local grim history. Although, as I state at the beginning of the book, it’s more the essence of the story rather than an actual account.

I’m undeniably a planner, I like to know what I’m about to create, I like lists. But to my own disgrace, I’m also a procrastinator, not through laziness, but maybe a little self-doubt of my own ability.

(J)

You have a couple of novels/novellas under your belt now. Do you feel you’re finding your ‘voice’ or still experimenting? Do you seek out other literature similar to your own when writing, or avoid it like the plague?

(B)

That is a very good question. I adore ghosts, the paranormal and supernatural. Each time I’ve had a new story thread wheedle its way into my thoughts, it always leans to that part of fantasy. However, until very recently, I’d have said I would always favor the lighter, more romantic side of fantasy. Until, that is, The Manningtree Account. I’ve thrilled at creating something a little darker, more menacing, and a little evil. I’m not sure if I have it in me to write full-on horror, but it’s now becoming quite clear, I’ve turned to the dark side.

Regarding to my reading genre, I like experimenting, but whilst I’m writing my reading needs to fit.

(J)

You used to work in the wedding industry, you’ve raised a family, what made you decide to sit down and write? Can you tell us about your journey to becoming an author?

(B)

That wonderful English teacher, that taught a very shy, timid, ten-year-old, probably had no idea what introducing me to Dickens and Shakespeare would do. Although, my writing career has started quite late in life, my love of books, writing has always been there, somewhere deep within. I remember as a child, I would talk to myself, a lot, narrate everything that was going on around me, inside my head. Of course, I still do, now I can put it to paper and call it a book.

As we’ve spoken about, Remember to Love Me, was originally published back in 2008, my life crumbled somewhat, soon after, leading me to make drastic choices and a divorce. Life changed and I headed in a different direction, through choice and must as need. I worked within the wedding industry, managing a popular wedding venue and more recently managing a bridal gown boutique….as you can see, I’m a romantic at heart. It was during this time I met my new husband, who incidentally, and still a little bit creepily, shares the name of one of my characters…who I created years before we met. It was actually my husband who encouraged my way back into writing. He is a massive support, it wouldn’t be possible without him. We now have a very active three-year old, I’m effectively a stay at home mum, again. So, now I’m juggling, full time writing and full time parenting. Ah, I’m a multi-tasker too.

(J)

It’s definitely a challenge, balancing family and real life-adulting with writing. I think a lot of readers imagine we have all the time in the world to sit and write at leisure, but it’s easier said than done when juggling everything, I know.

So having now gone from thinking ‘I should write a book’ to having published work, have there been any surprises or lessons you’ve learned along the way? Anything you would do differently, or wished you’d been more clued up on before you started?

(B)

It’s hard, that’s what I’ve learnt. But, the process is a learning experience. I think we can all share knowledge and experiences, read and listen to others advice. Even have a clear strategy and format to work to, but until you actually dip your toe in that water, you can’t ever really appreciate how you are going to fair. And, I think that it has a lot to do with genre, readers, and opinions. I came from an original background of direct sales and marketing, having been coached and trained by some of the best. I knew all about how to apply marketing strategies, finding your audience, creating a brand, selling face to face, selling yourself. It, I admit has had a huge advantage over the past year, but this industry is a strange entity. I’m of the opinion what may work for one may not work for another.

I think above all, the fabulous support network on social media has been my lifeline. Not just for the obvious sales, networking and marketing avenue but, its true worth lies in its comradery and emotional support. Instagram is my extended family. What, I would have done, however, is joined it long before, if I had known. I think preparation is the true key.

(J)

It’s an inspirational community to be part of, I agree! So, another quick fire on-the-spot publisher question for you then : Ten words or less: why the heck should we read your books rather than the other eight million on sale out there?

(B)

Oh hell, that’s hard, a ten-word challenge. We can all shout about our books but goodness, here goes, ok.

 

“My thoughts, love, pain’s within. Love them, they’ll love you.”

(J)

And what one piece of advice would you give other aspiring authors, from your own experience?

(B)

If in your heart, you truly cannot bear to imagine your life being full of anything but books, writing, lack of sleep, messy house, piles of notebooks and love of words, then, just do it. Do not allow yourself to listen to negative advise, if it’s aimed to dampen your spirit, or you’ll live with the ‘what if’ But most importantly, surround yourself with likeminded souls, who understand and can relate to all your little insecurity, and achievements.

(J)

I tend to be very unstructured with my own writing schedule, but I know a lot of writers are fairly regimented and disciplined. What’s a regular writing day like for you?

(B)

I only actually write when my sons at school, it’s pointless even considering doing otherwise, the task will be fruitless and I’ll end up spending valuable writing time editing a page of nonsense.

So, it’s off to do the short school run. Husband will make me a fresh mug of coffee and breakfast before he sets off the work, then it’s headfirst into it. I can’t waste time, its solid writing until the school home run. Some days are obviously better and far more productive than others. I like to aim for 2,000 – 3,000 words a day, sometimes I may just get carried off, coming up for air and realising it’s more like 5,000 but it can so easily go the other way and 50 words later, I’m still staring at the screen. I take those days as story plotting, I end up writing a list or doing extra research, they are never pointless.

(J)

That’s so true. They say only about 10% of the research a writer does actually makes it into the book, but it colours the narrative nonetheless. So before I let you go, one last question. What can we expect next from you?

(B)

So, what’s next. Thanks to the incredible reception and lovely reviews, The Manningtree Account is still consuming my writing schedule. Its paperback edition is due sometime in June, it will be a special extended ‘Writer’s Cut’ to make it worthwhile. Not only does it go further back, giving you some extra background of the witches and Hopkins, I’ve also given the readers a little extra special final chapter…although I must admit, it wrote itself.

After that, I’m eager to finish Rose de Mai, book 2 in time for Christmas, and Serenade, book 3 next year.

Upon a having a completed trilogy, I’ll be delving into the dark depth of more sinister thrillers. I have a new book lined up. I’m super excited and honestly, James, I want to tell you more, but it’s top secret…all I’ll say is, it will be based on a true-life, high profile murder mystery from the early 19th century, that happened literally on my doorstep. It will bear all my hallmarks with a little supernatural and time play.

I may also have another little dark novella, ghost story, for early next year.

No wonder I do not sleep.

 

(Becky is now asleep and snoring in the author-hotseat, and I hate to disturb her, so I’ll just whisper a thanks for chatting to me and let the rest of you know where to find out more: )

 

To explore more about Becky’s writing, visit her site at BeckyWrightAuthor.com

You can find both of her works on Amazon at the below links:

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click here for Remember to Love Me

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click here for Manningtree

Wow, that was a long blogging break…

James Fahy :

 

Hello all.

I have greatly neglected this blog/website for aaaaaaaaaagggggeeeessss now, although in my defence, I wrote and released four books and two omnibuses last year, which took up most of my time. I’m sure readers would rather have me writing than blogging.

BUT, excuses aside, I have decided to try and give this place a bit of a spring clean, and I will be attempting to blog and add ariticles much more frequently and reliably from now on.

Just to give you a quick tour, I have an updated ‘About page’ , I now have seperate pages for each of the books in the Changeling Series ( Isle of Winds, The Drowned Tomb and the upcoming Chains of Gaia) – each of these pages contains cover art, video booktrailers for the books in question, a brief synopsis and a selection of Amazon reviews. so go and check them out and leave me a note to let me know what you think 🙂

   

(I will also be doing the same for the Phoebe Harkness books, so check back for those in the next couple of days)

I will be working on adding a ‘Bookstagram Gallery’ (showcasing as a way of thank where readers worldwide have been kind enough to feature my books on their blogs, social media etc)  as well as sections for Promo – art and bookteasers.

There is also now a Bookmerch page, where I give you links to the wonderful artists and craftspeople who have created all manner of shiny trinklets and goodies based on my work. Please do check them out and give these great creatives your support.

I will (at some point) get around to linking any interviews, (radio, print or bookblog) on a seperate page too, but that’s quite a daunting task, so there will be much coffee involved.

And keep your eye on the blog pages, as I plan to host some informal Author-chats with other writers, both traditional and indie, and hopefully introduce you guys to some of their great work too.

for now, I will leave you with the latest booktrailer for Changeling Book Three: Chains of Gaia. coming your way shortly:

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Drowned Tomb Book Release

I’m so terribly slow at blogging, but in my defense, I’ve been writing, so it’s all apples and oranges, right?

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Happy to announce that Book Two of the Changeling Series, and the sequel to my Amazon Bestseller Isle of Winds is now officially released!

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The Kindle version is not officially released until the end of August 2016 (so not very long anyway) – as it’s currently on a pre-order promotional deal for 99p /99c

(which is the same as a chocolate bar of your choice and maybe three or four tic-tacs, so bargain!)

But the Hardcopy paperback is available to buy as of NOW, directly from Amazon.com /.uk /.Aus /Ca etc.

I’m really excited for those of you who will be reading it. It’s always a strange feeling when your book is finally out there in the wide world, no longer under your control. I hope those of you who have been waiting to return to Erlking have a good time.

Just wrap up warm.

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Also, here is as good a place as any to mention, if you haven’t yet picked up the first volume in this fantasy series, it is currently available as part of Amazon’s prestigious Summer Sale for the steal price of 99p (Kindle version -UK only)

Happy reading, and I’ll see you in the Netherworlde.

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DROWNED TOMB: CHANGELING BOOK TWO. An Excerpt

As some of you may already be aware, (especially if you follow me on Twitter or Bookstagram) The second book in my Fantasy series Changeling, is due out soon.

Following on from the first story, ‘Isle of Winds’, the second instalment is ‘Drowned Tomb’ and i’ve been posting teaser and promo pics on facebook, Insta and elsewhere for my own entertainment, (and also to break up the grind of constant editing).

For anyone who has read and enjoyed the first book, below for you is a short teaser excerpt from the second: looking forward to doing a cover reveal shortly too. 🙂

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Drowned Tomb: Chapter Three

The Midnight Pool

It was midnight, and Robin, fully dressed and carrying a torch, padded silently through the quiet and moonlit corridors of Erlking Hall behind the shadowy figure of Henry, who had assured him he remembered the way to the old, boarded up pool room. Henry also carried a dark torch, as well as a large sack, which clinked ominously, filled as it was with empty jam jars he had earlier pilfered, at great danger of being caught, from Hestia the housekeeper’s pantry. He had a pair of swimming goggles pushed high up on his head. ‘Just in case’, he had explained to Robin as they had met after lights-out in the darkness outside his bedroom.

It was a strange feeling, stealing through the silent darkness, knowing that they should be tucked up in bed, and that everyone else in the house was sleeping. Hestia would skin them alive if she knew they were sneaking around in the middle of the night, exploring forbidden corridors and poking their noses into places she most certainly wouldn’t approve of. But the housekeeper was shut up in her own rooms for the night, playing reedy gramophone music, as was her habit.

At this late hour, their strange new guest, the enigmatic Madame Calypso had retired to the guest chambers which Henry’s father had arranged for her. Robin hadn’t seen her since they’d reached the house earlier in the day. Even Aunt Irene had turned in for the night, although Robin secretly suspected the old woman didn’t actually sleep. She always seemed too busy. She was probably locked away in a high study somewhere, scribbling away in one of her numerous ledgers by guttering candlelight.

Robin was just glad that it was the weekend, and Henry had been allowed to sleep over at the hall. It wouldn’t have been half as much fun on his own. He shuddered, remembering the monochrome rooms.

“Are you sure you know where we’re going?” Robin hissed in a stage whisper as he followed the padding Henry around yet another corner, into a long dusty gallery which was filled with old suits of dull armour. He’d never been in this part of Erlking before. He wasn’t even sure what floor they were on. He was fairly sure it was the ground floor, but there were so many little steps here and there it was impossible to be certain. Erlking within had a way of turning you around.

The walls here were hung with heavy gathered swags of velvet, deep reddish-brown like old wine. They might once have been tapestries, before time, age and dust had erased whatever patterns they had.

“As sure as I can be,” Henry said reassuringly, leading his pale companion through the swags of velvety darkness. “There’s been no reason for anyone to come to this part of the house for years. Don’t know if you noticed, but your great aunt is not really the type to throw half-term pool parties.” He stubbed his toe on an unexpected and apparently purposeless step in the middle of the corridor and cursed inventively under his breath. “Even Hestia hardly comes near the pool room unless she absolutely has to, look, there’s dust and spider webs and stuff. Where else you ever seen those in Erlking?”

Henry had a point. Hestia considered Erlking her solemn duty, and though she couldn’t be said to do it without constant complaint, she kept the manor spotless.

“I’m sure this place gets bigger the more I explore it,” Robin muttered. “How long have I lived here now? It takes me about ten minutes to circle the place outside, but we can walk for hours inside. What’s that about?”

Henry shrugged ahead of him, a shadow in the gloom. “They say Erlking has a foot in the human world and a foot in the Netherworlde, don’t they? Well the Netherworlde is bigger than our world. Maybe a few of its Netherworlde toes are on the inside of the human world’s shoe, who knows?”

Robin couldn’t argue with this strange logic, so he didn’t.

They turned another corner in the dark corridor, only to find themselves suddenly and startlingly faced with two figures both leaning against a large set of double doors.

It was Karya, and with her, Erlking’s small blue-skinned faun, Woad.

“Or maybe you two dimwits just have no sense of direction and have been walking in circles for half an hour,” the small girl offered with a raised eyebrow.

“What are you doing here?” Henry grimaced, pretending he hadn’t just almost jumped out of his skin. “This is a top secret mission this is. Robin and I planned…”

“To get into the old boarded up pool room and extract some bile from the resident kraken?” Karya supplied. “Yes, amazingly I guessed you might. Believe it or not, your surreptitious looks earlier today and your whispered plan to sneak down here in the middle of the night wasn’t too difficult to figure out. You’re hardly the subtlest pair.”

Henry glared at the shadowy figure of Woad, who was sitting cross-legged on the floorboards before the heavily boarded-up doors, grinning. Woad was small and skinny, with a wild mop of hair and yellow, gleaming eyes. He was also electric blue, like all fauns, in possession of a happily swishing tail, and a neat set of small, sharp teeth, which were currently beaming up at them.

“You ratted us out?” Henry blustered in a loud whisper “Why, you little feral blue…”

“She’s the boss, Henryboy.” Woad cocked his head to one side. “Sorry, but she asked what you two were planning. Can’t lie to the boss. Wouldn’t be worth my tail to try.”

Robin clicked on his torch, sending a beam of dusty yellow light across the dark corridor into Karya’s face.

“Are you here to stop us?” he asked.

Karya rolled her eyes, pushing herself away from the wall. “Hardly, Scion.” She smiled. “I’m here to help out.”

Henry looked dumbfounded. He still didn’t fully trust the strange girl, especially since she had begun helping Irene with her little translation project. As far as he was concerned, she was fraternising with the grown-ups.

She noticed his look. “Believe it or not, I actually agree this is a logical idea,” she said. “If the Scion is going to start learning the Tower of Water tomorrow morning, it would be preferable if he didn’t drown during the first five minutes. If he did, it’s pretty unlikely his new tutor would leap to his rescue. She’s a nymph after all. She’d just watch with interest. This little expedition to collect bile could work out well.” She glanced at Robin. “Unfortunately, the Scion does not always have the best advisors. It might be useful to have someone in the mix who has actually seen a kraken before, rather than just a boy in a pair of swimming goggles and bag full of…?”

“Umm…jars,” Robin said, lowering his torch.

“Jam jars,” Henry said defensively. “For…the bile,” he finished lamely.

“And how, pray tell, are you planning on harvesting said bile?” Karya asked.

Robin and Henry exchanged looks in the darkness, Henry lowered his goggles onto his eyes.

“We…thought…” Robin began.

“We might…you know…squeeze?” Henry said vaguely.

Woad cackled merrily. Karya shook her head a little, unable to suppress a smile. She turned to the door which was criss-crossed with large nailed planks. “Let’s just get in there, shall we?” she suggested.

It only took a few moments for the four of them to wrench the old boards from the doors, the wood squealing off the rusty old nails as they pried them free. Before long they had removed enough of the barricade to allow them to shove open the doors a few inches, and squeeze themselves through into the stale smelling darkness beyond.

Within the long abandoned pool room, Robin found himself in utter darkness.

“Light, Woad, please,” Karya requested in a whisper, and the faun’s mana-stone, a small white opal on a thong around his neck flashed softly. A globe of watery bluish light appeared in his long-nailed hand, wavering like a glowing jelly cube. With a gesture he cast it upwards like a ball, and it floated high above them, casting its ghostly light down upon the four companions and their strange, stale-smelling, and silent surroundings.

The pool room, Robin saw by this pallid and spectral illumination, was a large chamber, with a long curved bow of a ceiling. There were tiered stone rows of seating around the edges of a large, almost Olympic sized swimming pool. The water which filled the pool was black and stagnant, like muddy oil. The light rippled off its surface opaquely.

“Well, this isn’t remotely creepy,” Henry whispered, looking around through his goggles.

“So,” Robin whispered. “Where’s the kraken then?” He’d been expecting it to be filling the room after Henry’s description, monstrous giant tentacles wrapped around pillars and a gaping razor-edged beak snapping at them. The pool room seemed instead eerily still and completely deserted.

“I’d imagine it’s in the pool,” Karya said, inching closer to the slippery edge, her footsteps echoing on the slippery, unpolished mosaic tiles.

“Do you think?” Henry said sarcastically. “Hey, mind you don’t fall in. Get too close and there’ll be tentacles whipping out of that sludge and dragging you under faster than you can scream. I know what I’m talking about, I’ve seen Jason and the Argonauts every Christmas since I was born.”

“Your friend Jason sounds like a master kraken-battler,” Woad said, sniffing around the pool cautiously on all fours, “Why didn’t you bring him with us, if he’s such an expert?”

“It’s just a film, Woad,” Henry explained.

“There is indeed a thick film on the pool,” Karya agreed. “I think its moss. Looks like the surface hasn’t been disturbed in…well…years.”

They were all talking at cross purposes, but Robin agreed. He clicked on his torch, shining its beam out over the dark and sinister water of the pool.

“She’s right,” he said to Henry. “That’s a bit weird, isn’t it? I mean, if there was a big octopus thing in there, surely it would disturb the water’s surface often enough to break this up?”

“So, maybe there’s nothing in the water at all,” Karya concluded. “Although look.” She directed Robin’s flashlight to the corner of the dank pool, where a rusted set of pool ladders lowered themselves into the muck. The rungs of the ladder were thickly strung with a vile-looking tangled weed.

“Black kraken weed,” Karya said. “So it stands to reason, it must be here.”

Robin eyed the black water dubiously, wondering whether, deep in its silent depths, there lurked a still and vast monster, watching them, listening to their hushed whispers.

The surface suddenly rippled with a loud plop, making both Karya and Robin flinch in surprise, but it wasn’t a kraken’s undulation. Henry had just fished a coin out of his pocket and flicked it into the pool. They both stared at him.

“What?” he said innocently. “I thought it might get the thing’s attention.” He shoved his hands deep in his jeans pockets defensively.

“It’s not a wishing well!” Robin hissed.

“Unless,” Woad said, “Your wish was to be dragged to your death and rolled around by lots of squishy suckers.” He smiled happily, standing up and making squishing noises with his cheeks to amuse himself.

“I’ll harvest some of the seaweed,” Karya said, shaking her head at Henry’s idiocy. “I just wish there was a way we could know what’s in there. A cantrip or some charm, but I’m no good with water I’m afraid.”

“There is one way,” Woad said with glee. They turned to question him but, before any of them could stop him, the blue faun had taken a deep breath, and leapt majestically out into the water, his knees drawn up to his chest as he executed a most impressive cannonball.

The splash was deafening in the silent room. It echoed and reverberated around the walls as he disappeared beneath the surface, sending up a great spray of rank dark water.

“Woad!” Robin yelled in alarm, skittering to the edge of the pool. The tiles were so slippery his trainers squeaked, and only Henry grabbing his arm stopping him from plunging into the murky depths too.

“What the bloody hell?” Henry gasped.  Karya whirled from the ladders, eyes wide and a fistful of rank seaweed clutched in her hand.

“Is he insane?” Robin said. “Woad!” He scanned the surface of the blackness, the sloshing water dancing under the panicked strobe of his torch, throwing reflections up onto the curved roof high overhead.

Moments passed, and the surface of the pool quickly calmed itself.

“Where is he?” Karya said, sounding panicked. “Why hasn’t he come up? That stupid, brainless…” She trailed off, her face ashen as the three of them stood frozen.

Henry dropped to one knee and started pulling off one of his shoes.

“What are you doing?” Robin asked.

“I’m going in after him, suicidal little monster, what does it look like?!”

Karya was holding her hand out over the water’s surface, her amber bracelet glittering faintly, a look of furious concentration on her face.

“Heroic, but then we’d just have two of you to worry about,” she said. “Bugger! There’s nothing in there I can use! Not a scrap of wood, not a spot of soil! I could probably make the moss grow thicker but what good would that do?”

The ripples on the lake has almost subsided, and there hadn’t even been a bubble. What was Woad doing down there? Robin shone his torch around the room frantically. “Look for some rope or something we can tie!” he said. “We can lash ourselves together like mountaineers, that way…”

“That way, when the giant slithering death monster that’s probably squeezing the life out of our bloody reckless faun grabs one of us too, it can drag us all to our deaths with its massive scaly arms of doom?!” Henry yammered.

“Kraken don’t have scales,” Karya said, not dragging her eyes from the deathly still surface.

Henry stared at her wide-eyed. “Is that really the relevant point?!”

Robin gripped his mana-stone firmly in his fist. His panicked mind was trying very hard not to picture Woad being crushed to death by a chthonic nightmare. He had some half-formed plan to cast his mana into the water. Maybe a combination of Galestrike and Breezeblock and he could part the waves like a young Moses, at least letting them see what kind of trouble the creature was in. Karya glared at him, startled. “What are you doing?”

“I’ve got to do something!” Robin yelled. “He’s my faun!”

“He’s our faun!” Karya countered. “Scion, you have no idea what’s in there with him, you could make it even angrier. Woad could be…”

There was a sudden splash, which made both Robin and Karya jump and Henry, who was balancing on one leg hopping around trying to pull off his second shoe, fall on his backside.

A small, oily shape had just flopped bonelessly out of the water on the far side of the pool. It rolled a little and unfurled, revealing itself to be a slime-coated faun.

“…absolutely fine,” Karya finished, staring.

Woad sat up. He was covered in black, brackish goo, his hair plastered to his face and his coarse trousers squelching as he sat back. He looked like some horrible new-born monster.

“What…the…hell….!” Henry screamed at him.

Woad wiped his face into even more of a messy smear, his tail swishing back and forth behind him like a wet rope, throwing off spatters of goop.

“What were you thinking?!” Karya was practically shaking. “Of all the numbskull, idiotic stunts to pull, you could have been killed! I’ve seen ships attacked by kraken on the great river of Dis! Have you no common sense whatsoever?!”

Robin, letting his mana-stone drop to his chest, was too relieved to see the small boy unharmed to add to the fury. “What were you doing?” he breathed.

Woad stood, a little wobbly, and the three companions saw he was clutching something to his bare chest. It looked like a small Greek urn.

“Well,” the faun grinned. “Getting the kraken of course.”

They made their way around the water’s edge to his side, their dropped flashlights forgotten. The only illumination came from Woad’s floating light, which still hovered around up in the roof space, like an errant will o’ the wisp.

“Henryboy told us, kraken don’t stop growing,” the faun said, holding out the urn. “Well the room wasn’t full of squishy fish-beast when we came in here, and the pool wasn’t a tentacle-fest either. Turns out there’s all sorts of junk down there at the bottom of the water. That’s where I found it.”

They peered inside the urn, which Woad held out proudly in his sharp-clawed hands.

Deep within, wedged firmly in the bottom of the watery terracotta pot, and looking up at them with baleful, rage-filled eyes, was a slithering tentacled mass about the size of a small hamster.

“The mighty kraken?” Henry mused.

Robin stared at the tiny squid-like beast. It must have been stuck in there, he reasoned. It had grown to fill the pot, and then couldn’t grow anymore. By the light of the floating charm, he could just make out what looked like a very old, weathered collar below its eyes and tiny beak, which might conceivably once have been a powder pink, studded with glass jewels.

“Inky?” Karya whispered in disbelief. “Woad, you mad little psychopath. You’ve captured the mighty kraken of Erlking.”

“That’s…” Robin faltered. The kraken was fixing him with the stare of death with its milky eyes. Its maw opened as it gave a shuddering hiss. It was more of a mewl. He took the pot gingerly from the faun’s slimy arms. “That’s just…bloody adorable,” he finished.

Woad swelled with pride, and then, to a chorus of complaints and horror, he shook himself like a wet dog, drenching his companions in pond slime and sludge.

A reading of Winds

I was recently lucky enough to be interviewed for an article in the illustrious Huffington Post regarding my books and the writing process in general, by the US based author Mandy Jackson-Beverly, (author of the Secret Muse and regular Huffpost contributor and book-blogger.)

It was a fun unterview to do, and if you havent already read it, you can find it on Huffpost here:

Huffington Post

Mandy runs a channel over on Youtube also, talking about, and reading from various books, either as teasers or reviews, and I was recently extremely honoured to have her read an except from book one of my Changeling Series: Isle of Winds.

Please take some time to check out both her blog and her youtube channel, i guarantee you won’t be dissapointed. Both are full of excellent reccomendations, excerpts and observations.

And the link to her reading of my book, if you’re interesting in hearing it, is here:

youtube reading: Isle of Winds, by Mandy Jackson-Beverly

Changeling Book One: Isle of Winds, is available on Amazon. Book Two: Drowned Tomb, is due for release summer 2016.

About the interviewer:

Mandy Jackson-Beverly, born in Australia, moved to London in 1082, where she discovered the importance of the creative collective: the 1980’s fashion scene. In Los Angeles, she found creative freedom among the thriving, no holds barred visionaries of the music video world. As a costume designer and stylist Many worked for photographer Herb Ritts, and directors Joel and Ethan Coen, David Fincher and Julien Temple, and music icons David Bowie, Madonna and Tina Turner, to name a few.

Mandy’s novel ‘A secret Muse’, a darkly delicious tale and first in a triolgy, is now available on Amazon at the following link:

A Secret Muse: Amazon Link

 

 

The Writer Q & A Tag : or basically the worlds biggest blogger chainletter

I was recently nominated by the wonderful Sarah Mitchell-Jackson to do this.

How it works (from what I gather) is that you are asked 10 questions by the previous writer, who was asked 10 questions by the chap or chapette who nomintated them, and so on and so forth ad infinitum, with the ultimate goal of helping people like myself to be extremely nosy and pry into other peoples business by clicking back on endless links like opening a lot of Russian Dolls. (I have just spent a good hour doing this!)

It’s a good way to discover new and interesting blogs, meet shiny people with noble hearts and white teeth, and most interestingly, to peer into the dark and dusty corners of their troubled and creative heads and see what tidbits they have chosen to divulge.

You can read Sarah’s answers to the questions she was nominated to answer here: Running Without Slipping

(and you should, because they are interesting. You can then also check who nomintated her and read their answers, and so on and so on in a waterfall of very interesting and entertaining trivia. 🙂

For my two pennies worth, I am honour-bound to answer Sarah’s questions as follows, so will do my best:

 What is your favourite breakfast?

I never normally eat before about 11, even a bowl of cornflakes makes me retch. i’d much rather have seven gallons of coffee and ten minutes silence while i crawl out of my pit and mutter with nihlistic hatred at the world. But I am however a big fan of BRUNCH! (Yes, it deserves the capital letters.)

After pennicilin, brunch may be the best invention our civilisation has so far achieved. I like Eggs Royale or Welsh Rarebit, with a bloody Mary -(gin, not vodka, and plenty of Tabasco, celery optional, girly serving glass refusing to put the slightest dint in my self-image.)

 What is the shortest Piece you have written?

I’m actually a bugger for over-writing. I can get a bit Henry James when I should be being Hemmingway, and as a result I always find myself having to cut about half of my book away to please the beetle-browed demands of agent and publisher. Historically, the shortest thing i’ve written (outside of poems) would be a short story called Paper Rose, which is a love story between a man and a canvas he buys which is (unknown to him) made of human skin. (the stylised rose on the ‘painting’ he has bought being the tattoo from the shoulder of the woman it’s made from, and who haunts the picture.) it sounds macarbe when I summarise it here, but I actually thought it was a sweet story. It was only around 30 pages long.

What made you decide to start blogging?

I’m an egomaniac and I crave adoration and attention. Or, in my less brutally vapid moments, I also thought it was a good way to connect both with other readers and other writers. I’ve found and made some excellent friends between blogging and tweeting who I may never have run into otherwise. I often wonder what we did before the internet, and then I remember we used to meet in dusty pubs and smoke pipes. we should still do that as well.

What is your desk like? (or if you dont use one, tell me about your writing space)

If I’m nearing a deadline, or feel I REALLY need to get my head down, then I hide myself away in the dining room at the table, as it’s (usually) silent and I’m less likely to be distracted by all the bleeping and flashing electronic things like TV and social media which draw my easily distracted eye, but usually, my writing space is curled up on the sofa, with laptop balanced precariously on my knees (like now) with a Jack Daniels and coke and a goodly supply of treats to hand. (Haribo or Pringles by preference. )

Who, or What, inspires you to write?

Writers I admire inspire me of course, but I dont try to imitate, and i try to avoid reading the sam genre i’m writing in if i’m on a writing binge for fear of their voice bleeding into mine. If i read something i think is particually well written or entertaining, it does motivate me more to switch off Netflix and roll my sleeves up. as for What inspires me, that’s almost like the writers most dreaded question ‘where do you get your ideas from’ which as anyone who writes anything will tell you, the answer is always ‘anywhere’. I do find a great jumping off point for me however is always a visual. Either i’ll get a solid, fully formed image in my head, and build a narrative around it, or else if I need a sounding board, i’m a big fan of Pinterest. You can type in any word at random. and I can scroll for hours finding things that catch my eye, and usually either helping me through a sticky patch in my writing, or giving me sudden and unexpected ideas for new angles.

 If it wasnt for social media, how many other writers would you know?

About six (i think) It helps that I went through University studying literature, so I kind of fell in with the Bo-ho arty writing crowd in college/uni. and i’ve known a few scriveners since then through my work too. But I have met a lot more writers, (and made some firm friends) through Twitter and Bookstagramming they keep me entertained and we dip in and out of each others lives on a daily basis. it’s good to know what others are up to and it’s a nice and supportive community. I love my little book-fam, especially as some of them are fairly far flung around the globe. 🙂

If you didnt write, what would you do instead with the time?

SLEEP. I would definitely sleep a lot more. I was laid up a year ago following an operation which had me housebound for five weeks, (it was kind of like Steven King’s Misery withough the leg-sawing maniac) and I honestly don’t think i’ve ever slept so much. It was wonderful. i usually get by on about 4 and a half or 5 hours sleep, but for that 5 weeks, I could catnap through the whole day. bliss! I can never sleep at night, it takes me forever to drop off, but during the day, I can sleep on demand, deep, gut-rumbling-snoring sleep for 40 seconds at a time if needed.

What do you tell your family about your writing when you are working on it?

VERY little. (which drives them mad) I dont like anyone to know ahead of time what the writing is like, although I do let them read it before anyone else once it’s done, (even my agent) – someone has to spellcheck and grammar me! and yes, i just verbed grammar. I can do that if I want to. It’s my blog.

What is your favourite word?

As with anyone who writes or reads, i’m a huge fan of words. Finding the exact one that fits your meaning is very rewarding. Some of my favourites are’sussurus’ (as in wind through trees) ‘sonambulant’ (the sleepy drone of bees) and Petrichor (describing the fresh, earthy, oxygenated smell you get after rain) but my favourite word is ‘Sonorus’ (intimidatingly loud, such as waves crashing onto a beach, or echoing thunder.) It’s a deep and rolling word and I think it’s perfectly shaped to its meaning.

Right! i nominate these lucky souls to carry the olympic writers trivia torch onwards:

Tahenry Authoress

Nadia King

vick Goodwin

Cathy

Marje

Beverley Lee

Jenna Brownson

Jade (Scatterbooker)

L K Smith

Luke Marlowe

and your questions are as follows:

  1. What book first made you cry, and why?
  2. If you could be any one of your favourite characters (your own or others you’ve read) for one day, who and why?
  3. What is your favourite opening line from a book?
  4. Do you have any odd writing rituals (has to be a yellow legal pad and a HB pencil for example)
  5. Have you drawn on real locations / experiences in your writing?
  6. What story scares you?
  7. If you were told you could only read one book before being executed for your terrible, terrible crimes, what would you choose and why?
  8. Have you ever met any of your literary heros, and if so, were they amazing, dissapointing or just plain awkward?
  9. which word / phraze do you find yourself always over-using and having to edit out
  10. Name three people you would have at your ultimate book-club/dinner party. (living or dead…or undead.

 

 

 

Happy Book Birthday>>>

Not so much a rambling, meandering stream of conciousness today, but I just thought it fitting to announce here the official launch of my new book Hell’s Teeth

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As several people who had pre-ordered messaged me to say, it arrived in the dead of night, silently and ominously invading both kindles and letterboxes like a paperback Nosferatu, pages flapping as diabolically as bat wings…okay, okay, i’ll stop.

*PEAL OF THUNDER!*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……ahem.

It’s always an extremely exciting time getting a new book out. Something that has been bouncing around inside my mind has, through a rather laborious process, now toddled off into the wide world on unsteady legs. I still find it very strange that we can show other people the worlds we create in our own minds simply by presenting them on slices of dead tree in the form of numerous squiggles whose meaning we have all jointly agreed upon beforehand.

It’s a kind of alchemy really, and i suppose that’s what people mean when they talk about the magic of books.

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Up until the point it’s published, I always feel the story is mine, and only mine. but then suddenly it isnt. It’s out there, unguarded and uncontrolled by myself, in other peoples minds, and they will have their own ideas about it (whether they love it or hate it) They will picture the characters however they want to, regardless of my own mental images. and so on.

It’s both exhilarating and a little scary as a writer. Almost like watching the snot-nosed child you raised go off to college independantly. It doesnt really need you any more, you did your best, you raised it right, you instilled good moral backbone and ambitions, you made it brush its teeth and eat its greens, and of course you spellchecked it.

Now it fends for itself. (although luckily, as far as i’m aware, unlike college students released books dont come back to their authors once a month with an enormous pile of laundry, or send emails asking for emergency funds. They better not anyway.)

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Someone asked me today if i have any particular ‘launch day’ rituals.

Last time i released a book, I had a very nice bottle of Champagne, and afterwards penned the release date on the cork to keep as a souvenier. (the general idea being that one day i would have many of these corks, and could do something interesting with them. Possibly string them together on a necklace like the severed ears of my enemies. or maybe something else. havent quite decided.)

I’ll probably do the same with this one, but unfortunately, new vampire/zombie/apocalypse book launch or not, it will have to wait as i’m (supposed to be) on a detox for two weeks.

It’s just not the same celebrating with homemade veggie soup and a protein shake really, although, unlike many of the characters in the book, it does make me feel quite virtuous.

Now if you’ll excuse me, the dean of the college just called, and I have to go pick up my book. It’s been expelled for TP’ing the Headmasters faculty lounge.

You can pick up Hell’s Teeth, if you haven’t already (shame upon you) here:

CLICK ME: I BITE!

Hells Teeth